Couples Reviews

What we have here is a failure to communicate. If I paid my hard earned money to see Latinas, I’d expect a site dedicated to Latinas.

Petite Latinas, however, is one tiny facet of a multi-site thing called Kara’s Adult Playground. More like Kara’s Adult Wal-Mart, to be precise.

I’d want a refund.

Maybe I didn’t read the tour correctly. Maybe I was expecting something different. Maybe I was under the assumption that I’d get clean navigation, easy to find LATINAS, browser-independent movies (sorry I’m not a Winblows user), or updates that consisted of photosets or videos that weren’t “add-on” types of plugins that require me to pay more money to see them.

It took us way too long to even find a single okay-enough pic to put on Couples Reviews. We’re not going to torture you with samples, unless you want a flashback to the 80s… Miamia Sound Machine… or you’re drunk enough to think the blurry pics are actually in focus.

I’ve joined sites like this before… the kind that promise me “40 additional sites at no cost.” What’s going on here is you pay $X amount to get the site you’re really interested in, and 40 other sites you have little to no interest in.

They all are fed from the same backend database, so likely you’ll run across the same pictures in the cheerleaders “site” as you would in the “busty” site. Fuck that.

I hate to say, but I’m disappointed and wouldn’t recommend this site to anyone.

Visit Petite Latinas if you dare

Do you prefer guacamole over mayonaise? Tacos over burgers? Corona over Budweiser? Then you must like Latina chicks!

I’m not quite sure where to start with Petite Latinas, because the navigation’s incredibly confusing. I’ll just have to go through the links I found on the site and try it that way.

First thing you’ll notice is that you login to Petite Latinas, but go to a page called Kara’s XXX Adult Playground. From there, you’ve got to find your way through a long list of text links to find Petite Latinas.

The landing page is titled “What’s hot today,” but this isn’t the latest updates page. The latest updates are located elsewhere, via a link called “what’s new.” The site updates twice a week with a variety of content– pics, videos, and stories.

The next section is photos. There are 11 total categories. Here’s where the shit starts hitting the fan. Some of the sections go to actual photo galleries with generous amounts of content. Yay.

But the majority of the sections pop up in a new window with a totally different site with totally different navigation– and mostly shitty photography A few of the times that I tried to go to a different photo section, I’d end up back at the login page. WTF???

The next section is “stories,” chock full of erotic stories in a ton of different themes, from BDSM to orgies. (The greatest erotic story title ever? “A Tale of Two Titties.”) Here’s one place in the site where you actually won’t get lost.

The videos area is yet another place where you’ll click on a link to get to a video, and you’ll end up somewhere totally different. Get ready to have, like, a million plug-ins to view the movies, too.

At this point, I’m pissed.

A couple of other areas: the liveshows category, which is just links to third party video chat sites. There are some e-zines, again third party content. Finally, there’s a shopping area where you’ll end up– you guessed it– yet again somewhere else.

Luckily, you get access to 40 sites total for your $29.95 a month . . .

I’m so pissed at this site that all I can say is, don’t bother. Bummer

Visit Petite Latinas if you dare